Sup motherfuckers?

Malas' heart is unbeatable. I learned that back in the day.

Right... how about his stomach?

ooooo i remembet the stomach *drools*

I might join the marine corps when I'm older Mike. If I do join the war, it will be the Marine Corps.

Yes do that and when I rule the world I'll make you attack aliens instead of other humans

Oh yeah? You're 13? Only join if you are ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN that you wanna do it because it's not just a 4 years and your done thing. Once you become a Marine, you're a Marine forever- no matter how long you were in.

And Redack, why does that sound a little bit too much like halo? Will we at least get better weaponry that doesn't spray everywhere?

When I'm older. Not when I'm 13. I just keep hearing that the world might end in our lifetime, so I'm thinking I would rather make my country proud. I don't care if I get shot and killed. The world's going to end anyway. So, yeah. It's Marine Corps or orthodontist lol.

Well you have an easy choice there. The world won't end and if it does, it'll most likely end when you're too young to join. But don't think about getting shot and shit like that- just think that you're coming home to see your family and you'll do fine.

Oh GOD I hate war - -

And most of the time war starts and is started by MEN